September 2023 Horoscopes: Fall Breeze & Autumn Leaves
Hey Dil Mil fam – welcome to September! You made it through the Summer (hopefully with a few wild and beautiful love stories to share around the campfire) and as we transition through the last of the heat into more blissful Fall days, you’ll find that the fury of the sun will follow suit! Even with Mercury retrograde coming up, you’ll be bound to find some glimmer and magic in all things love. Here’s what September has to offer you.
Virgo
This month is about getting your bread and #girlboss-ing your way through it. You’re in for making some smart financial decisions, and you’re about to clarify some big life dreams here. Think Naina Talwar’s glow up in Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani – not only is she cute, smort, and down to travel, she also matures in love. Don’t forget to lead with your heart and get out of your head a little like Naina, too! Allow yourself to roll forward and have some fun without necessarily focussing on the outcome – you’re allowed to discover something new about what you’re looking for if you just allow yourself to trust the process.
Libra
You’re all about well-deserved rest and this transition of seasons is exactly that for you, Libra. We’re talking about cognac by the fire and a good life story with a new boo level rest (if you’ll get the reference). Now’s a great time to think about a vacation or a staycation with lots of relaxation. Maybe you’ll find a cutie at the spa or a dainty café to talk to! Don’t forget to let some of the silliness emerge through, and unlike Chana Mereya, avoid the friendzoning – if there’s someone you can play with and extend a shoulder to rest your head on, you know that’s the start to something beautiful!
Scorpio
If you’re looking to get away from all of the busyness and socialisation of the warmer months and seasons, dear Scorpio, you’re in luck! September offers you the first opportunity to bolt right back into the cave you call home. You’ll find yourself wanting to wind down and turn inward – but if you change your perspective, you’ll see that this is a beautiful space to align with energies (namely, romantic!) that get you. Think of Padmavati in the jungle, emerging from her caves on the hunt and finding her boo. There is an opportunity for a beautiful connection to emerge if you take the time to let it.
Sagittarius
You’ve learned over the last few months that there is no such thing as perfect timing. In fact, you may have even learned the opposite. Mercury Retrograde gifts you with a realisation that you don’t need to wait on anything to start something. This is your life! Think of Abhishek Bachan in Guru and how dejected he was feeling until he took charge, relentlessly worked hard and founded his own business – not only did he reap the rewards of being courageous, he also found his boo (and got into a bit of trouble haha). That could be you, so give yourself one more pep talk in the mirror and go for it, dude! This is your life. Live it!
Capricorn
You’re every back-to-school cliché and commercial this month, dear Capricorn. The future looks good, it looks hopeful. And you, our dear friend, are quite literally the fakir in the middle going off on his little journey into the unknown. Embrace knowledge and travel – and let yourself be led by the feeling of love this month. If you’re feeling disconnected or lost, orient yourself back. Think Akshay Kumar in Bhool Bhulaaiyaa – even if nothing makes sense around you, you have the ability to figure out all the metaphorical Manjulika’s in your life, slay some dragons, and find your prince(ss) too.
Aquarius
Your life is a Tamasha right now and that’s totally okay. Sometimes, we need to overhaul and review who we are and what we are looking to move toward that aligns with our goals and dreams. You can get through it with as many breakdowns as Ranbir Kapoor did in the film, or, you can sing and dance your way through it, allowing yourself to make time for the things that bring you joy. Our advice? Go on a date and try something you’ve always wanted to do. It’ll help reveal the rest.
Pisces
We all know you see life like a Sanjay Leela Bhansali movie, dear Pisces! You may also need to take a logical look at how most characters treat each other in the plots of those films, too. Let your self-worth be the priority of this month. Don’t be a Paaro. Don’t be a Ranbir Raj or a Leela. Being kind to yourself is how you set up the rest of your life and how people interact with you. Look for someone kind as you swipe. It’ll help focus on how you’d like to be treated, and allow you to continue treating yourself better than you used to.
Aries
All work and no play will have you down, Aries, if you don’t learn the balance you need to learn! We all know the overworked husbands in Bollywood films are a drag, so… make time for the thing you know best – fun! Get out there and let your true self shine (without sacrificing your responsibilities and how responsible you have become, that is!) Give yourself time to socialise and date so you can keep your wit sharp and that passionate, fiery Aries energy at the core of all you get up to this month.
Taurus
The world is a ladoo and you are baby Hrithik in K3G this month, Taurus. Slowwwww down. Overindulging is making you throw just as many tantrums as the poor little man, too. This month is about balance for you – where are you overdoing it, where are you consuming or taking in too much? Let yourself get out there in a park, enjoy the breeze and ground yourself. Life doesn’t have to be so stressful – in fact, when you shake loose and let yourself live a little, you’ll be surprised that you may just find the Pooja to your ladoo.
Gemini
You’ve been adjusting and evolving these past few months, dear Gemini. Not only are you a classic example of a Bollywood sports movie, but the dedication to the changes and evolving as a person have gotten you just as razor sharp focussed. We’re here to let you know that the plot has twisted, you’ve endured the climax, and won the fight. Now’s the time to sit back, celebrate winning the medal and hold some compassion for yourself – breathe. You need love, too. So, start showing up for yourself in other ways.
Cancer
You’ve been spending top dollar like you’re T-Series about to drop a new Yo Yo Honey Singh music video. Quit it! You don’t have to blow so much money to get to where you want in life. The summer has allowed you enough enjoyment and down time to now turn to dreaming and ideating what you want from life and from the rest of this year. Don’t be surprised if your swiping habits mature a little more, Cancer. You’re changing, so let yourself be the unplugged version of your own dreams.
Leo
This Mercury retrograde month has got you thinking about what love looks like for you. Specifically, we’re talking about self-love, and holding the mirror up for yourself to see YOU first. Quite literally, you are every 80s Bollywood widow at the end of the film who has accomplished her revenge goals and reunited with her kid. But, is this really your happily ever after? What does living for yourself look like for you? This is the month to figure it out (with all the dramatic cries, screams and laughs to go with it!)
Good luck with the month, we’ll see you in Spooky October, Dil Mil Fam